I’m a crazy dog person. I didn’t realize how often I narrate the inner monologues of my dogs. I verbalize Moses’ thoughts the most because he “expresses” himself more than Aspen, and he can be a pain in the ass. He’s a very vocal dog, to put in mildly.
Aspen’s thoughts aren’t as interesting, since I’ve deciphered she only has three things on her mind: food, ball and walk. Food takes up 75 percent of her thoughts, so that’s not as fun to comment on.
Moses, on the other hand, has all sorts of issues going on. He’ll want food, need to go out, wants you to get off the couch, sometimes wants both of us on the couch so he can snuggle with us, can’t find his bone, etc. Kent sums it up as “just being a douchebag.”
So what it all comes down to is that I frequently verbalize the inner workings of a douchebag. If that doesn’t make me crazy, I don’t know what does.
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